1. ALONZO “HAMBURGER” JONES X MARTIN LAWRENCE X BERNIE MAC

    One of the best examples of Peak Blackness ever.  A real murderer’s row.

    "Hamburger" plays the room like a seasoned vet. He roasts a few audience members, then hits black church, a Janet Jackson concert, and finishes with a near-ethering of MC Hammer. Bear in mind, this is DEF COMEDY JAM and the man doesn’t swear once.

    Martin plays a quality point guard role and not only does he set the crowd up for Bernie to come in and body everything, he damn near throws an alley-oop.

    What follows next is one of the pinnacle moments in Black American history. From Bernie’s outfit to the dance breaks to “Man, I pull it out right now, this whole room’ll get dark!!”. 

    Watch it. Laugh. Go get your face airbrushed on a pair of stonewashed jeans.

    Ernest

     
     
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    I thought I’d reblogged this before… Peak Blackness all day
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    Yes my love for Martin goes back to Def Comedy Jam. But take a moment to recognize Bernie Mac skills. RIP. #stillfunny
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    The best tumblr of all time fam, of all time
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    I second Myles’ notion wholeheartedly.
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    Peakblackness is the best Tumblr of 2012 and it’s only been one day.
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